With a blue elephant gun, of course.
How do you shoot a red elephant?
No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue,
then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
How do you shoot a green elephant?
Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue,
then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.*
How do you shoot a pink elephant?!
First you bake a cake, and put 3 raisins on top, then you take it out in the jungle where the pink elephant will find it, and you wait. Eventually the elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the raisins and throws the
cake away. Then you go home and bake another cake and put 2 raisins on top,take it out in the jungle where the elephant will find it. The elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the 2 raisins and throws the cake away.You go home and bake another cake and put only one raisin on it. Then you trek back into the jungle and put the cake where the pink elephant will find it. The elephant comes along eats the raisin, and throws that cake away. Now you go home and bake another cake, but (here's the sneaky part) you don't
put any raisins on it. You take it out into the jungle where the elephant will find it and lie in wait. The pink elephant comes along and finds the cake, he gets SO mad that there aren't any raisins on it, he turns red, then
you jump on him, strangle him until he turns blue......and you shoot him with a BLUE ELEPHANT GUN!!!
How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
Aw, come on, have you ever seen a yellow elephant !?!
Disclaimer:
As you all know,I am biggest looser of all time.I am a jerk with such a bad sense of humour with poor knowledge of "the great" english with gujju accents.I suck at so called artistic and sensible writing such as some regular joggers of our so called blogger park visitors.But the thing is,I have "don't give a damn" policy.
So don't expect much from this place.You might not get what you are looking for.Even you might not get what you are not looking for or even you get what you are not looking for.So in short,this place is totally shit,totally random,useless,timepass and yeah crap.So don't tell me later on " You are miserable,Dude" or "Have a taste man!" or "Screw you,man".I think you got my point.
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