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Thursday, March 18, 2010

CID special episode

Here's a compilation of CID jokes:

* Thande thande pani se nahana chahiye, 'Daya hume us jagah pe ek baar aur jana chahiye'

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Garmio k mausam mein jee bhar k khelo... Garmio k mausam mein je bhar k khelo.... ACP Pradyuman says-Daya, in sabke fingerprints lelo

*Devdas ke dard ki wajah thi paro... devdas ke dard ki wajah thi paro....
Daya, Abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chhan maaro !

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CID ki team ne sony se nata jod diya....CID ki team ne sony se nata jod diya.......jis room me abhijeet mana raha tha honeymoon .....daya ne usi kamre ka darwaza bhi tod diya..

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Paanch rupye ka ek samosa das rupye ka do, ACP Pradyuman kehta hai "Daya darwaaza tod do"

*Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai, shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai...oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai

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Dekho bachcho ye hamare ghar ki gali he.

Wah wah

Dekho bachcho ye hamare ghar ki gali he.


ACP praduman : Daya Goli isi pistol se chali he.



*Mere piya gaye ragoon waha se kiya hai telephone... Qatil shatir hai chalaki se kiya hai Khoon


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ACP's son to ACP: "Dad I got 85 out of 100 in Maths". Abhijeet pata karo baaki ke 15 kaha gaye'

*apni mahanat ka pasina is tarh na poocho

apni mahanat ka pasina is tarh na poocho

ACP Praduman ne kaha "socho daya socho".

*Sawan aaye to phool khilega, takdir mein jo likha wo milega "Apni jagah se koi nahi hilega!"

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kal ki roti mat khao vo basi hogi...wah wah

kal ki roti mat khao vo basi hogi...wah wah

kal ki roti mat khao vo basi hogi...wah wah


(ACP Praduman says):"do do khun kiye hai tumne.tumhe to fansi hogi".


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Paa main tha amitabh ka naam auro...
paa main tha amitabh ka naam auro..
abhijeet daya pura ghar chhan maro.


*ye dil unke pyaar me junooni hai wah wah..

ye dil unke pyaar me junooni hai wah wah..

Abhijeet car ka picha karo,shayad ussi main khooni hai..

*yuhi na tum log in CID walo ki G**D maro ..wah wah

yuhi na tum log in CID walo ki G**D maro ..wah wah

Daya is kamre ko tum aachi tarah se chaan maro


*Laxman Ne Sita Ke Liye Khinchi Thi Laxman Rekha, ACP: Tumne Yahaan Se Kisi Ko Bhaagte Huye Dekha??

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party ke menu main kurkure aur lays hai...

party ke menu main kurkure aur lays hai...

Daya shayd kidnapping ka case hai..

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meri gardan main dard aur galle main kharassh hai...

meri gardan main dard aur galle main kharassh hai...


*dhyan se suno ye kahawat.........

dhyan se suno ye kahawat.........

arey hatao CID aur lagao aahat!


*machali jal ki rani hai
machali jal ki rani hai
thik se dekho daya ye lash kitni purani hai


*Tamatar allo aur pyaaz hota hai bhel main...

Tamatar allo aur pyaaz hota hai bhel main...

ACP Praduman:"ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna jail main.."


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agr ungliya hilao to hath bhi hilega...

agr ungliya hilao to hath bhi hilega...

Daya,abhijeet pata lagao.koi na koi suraag to zarror milega


*Kya superb female detective thi woh Aasha... Kya superb female detective thi woh Aasha... *Wah Wah Wah Wah* Abb toh 'Yaahaan kuch nahi hai sir,Waahaan kuch nahi hai sir' bolkar pakati rehti hai Taasha...


*aap hamesha khush rahe ye hamari duaa hai... ACP Pradhyuman kehta hai "khun isi ghar mein huaa hai"


*CID SPECIAL:computer ne laga di hai vaat,computer ne laga di he vaat,daya abhijeet pata karo; us raat usne kis kisse ki hai baat..