CID special episode

Here's a compilation of CID jokes:

* Thande thande pani se nahana chahiye, 'Daya hume us jagah pe ek baar aur jana chahiye'

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Garmio k mausam mein jee bhar k khelo... Garmio k mausam mein je bhar k khelo.... ACP Pradyuman says-Daya, in sabke fingerprints lelo

*Devdas ke dard ki wajah thi paro... devdas ke dard ki wajah thi paro....

Daya, Abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chhan maaro !

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CID ki team ne sony se nata jod diya....CID ki team ne sony se nata jod diya.......jis room me abhijeet mana raha tha honeymoon .....daya ne usi kamre ka darwaza bhi tod diya..

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Paanch rupye ka ek samosa das rupye ka do, ACP Pradyuman kehta hai "Daya darwaaza tod do"

*Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai, shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai...oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai

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Dekho bachcho ye hamare ghar ki gali he.

Wah wah

Dekho bachcho ye hamare ghar ki gali he.

ACP praduman : Daya Goli isi pistol se chali he.

*Mere piya gaye ragoon waha se kiya hai telephone... Qatil shatir hai chalaki se kiya hai Khoon

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ACP's son to ACP: "Dad I got 85 out of 100 in Maths". Abhijeet pata karo baaki ke 15 kaha gaye'

*apni mahanat ka pasina is tarh na poocho

apni mahanat ka pasina is tarh na poocho

ACP Praduman ne kaha "socho daya socho".

*Sawan aaye to phool khilega, takdir mein jo likha wo milega "Apni jagah se koi nahi hilega!"

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kal ki roti mat khao vo basi hogi...wah wah

kal ki roti mat khao vo basi hogi...wah wah

kal ki roti mat khao vo basi hogi...wah wah

(ACP Praduman says):"do do khun kiye hai tumne.tumhe to fansi hogi".

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Paa main tha amitabh ka naam auro...

paa main tha amitabh ka naam auro..
abhijeet daya pura ghar chhan maro.

*ye dil unke pyaar me junooni hai wah wah..

ye dil unke pyaar me junooni hai wah wah..

Abhijeet car ka picha karo,shayad ussi main khooni hai..

*yuhi na tum log in CID walo ki G**D maro ..wah wah

yuhi na tum log in CID walo ki G**D maro ..wah wah

Daya is kamre ko tum aachi tarah se chaan maro

*Laxman Ne Sita Ke Liye Khinchi Thi Laxman Rekha, ACP: Tumne Yahaan Se Kisi Ko Bhaagte Huye Dekha??

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party ke menu main kurkure aur lays hai...

party ke menu main kurkure aur lays hai...

Daya shayd kidnapping ka case hai..

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meri gardan main dard aur galle main kharassh hai...

meri gardan main dard aur galle main kharassh hai...

*dhyan se suno ye kahawat.........

dhyan se suno ye kahawat.........

arey hatao CID aur lagao aahat!

*machali jal ki rani hai

machali jal ki rani hai
thik se dekho daya ye lash kitni purani hai

*Tamatar allo aur pyaaz hota hai bhel main...

Tamatar allo aur pyaaz hota hai bhel main...

ACP Praduman:"ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna jail main.."

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agr ungliya hilao to hath bhi hilega...

agr ungliya hilao to hath bhi hilega...

Daya,abhijeet pata lagao.koi na koi suraag to zarror milega

*Kya superb female detective thi woh Aasha... Kya superb female detective thi woh Aasha... *Wah Wah Wah Wah* Abb toh 'Yaahaan kuch nahi hai sir,Waahaan kuch nahi hai sir' bolkar pakati rehti hai Taasha...

*aap hamesha khush rahe ye hamari duaa hai... ACP Pradhyuman kehta hai "khun isi ghar mein huaa hai"

*CID SPECIAL:computer ne laga di hai vaat,computer ne laga di he vaat,daya abhijeet pata karo; us raat usne kis kisse ki hai baat..

Elevator Fun

Next time you’re on an elevator and feel a little bored, liven up the moment with some of these insightful ideas. Guaranteed to make heads turn or your money back.

1. When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on.

4. Swat at flies that don’t exist.

5. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”

6. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”

7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play.

8. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.

9. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

10. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

11. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

12. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I have new socks on.”

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is my personal space!”

14. Fart loudly then exclaim “Was that you. There’s no way I could do that one because unfortately mine don’t come out loud.”

15. Before the elevator door opens shout “DING” and then laugh and say “beat you again Mr Elevator.”

16. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

17. Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger’s direction.

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “that’s mine!”

19. Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”

20. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly.

Stripped down lesson of Politics.

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

A fantastic Start

How do you shoot a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun, of course.

How do you shoot a red elephant?
No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue,
then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

How do you shoot a green elephant?
Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue,
then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.*

How do you shoot a pink elephant?!
First you bake a cake, and put 3 raisins on top, then you take it out in the jungle where the pink elephant will find it, and you wait. Eventually the elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the raisins and throws the
cake away. Then you go home and bake another cake and put 2 raisins on top,take it out in the jungle where the elephant will find it. The elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the 2 raisins and throws the cake away.You go home and bake another cake and put only one raisin on it. Then you trek back into the jungle and put the cake where the pink elephant will find it. The elephant comes along eats the raisin, and throws that cake away. Now you go home and bake another cake, but (here's the sneaky part) you don't
put any raisins on it. You take it out into the jungle where the elephant will find it and lie in wait. The pink elephant comes along and finds the cake, he gets SO mad that there aren't any raisins on it, he turns red, then
you jump on him, strangle him until he turns blue......and you shoot him with a BLUE ELEPHANT GUN!!!

How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
Aw, come on, have you ever seen a yellow elephant !?!


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